A cup a day keeps the doctor away...

First of all, coffee tastes real bad. Imagine this, who on earth decided that plucking brown, black beans off a tree, boiling them into a vat of thick fluid and concocted the won-der-full brew we know today as coffee? No idea. Give a me a coffee bean and I would think you just handed me an interesting stool specimen. Of course...then again, who am I to complain?